Funny Stuff

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  25 people want cars to be made with 2 horn sounds: polite honk and mean honk. Started: 01 Apr 2011
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  15 people want athletes to hold off their demonstrative celebrations, at least until they've won their game. Started: 26 Aug 2011
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  14 people want Oprah to be on Saturday Night Live. Started: 02 Sep 2011
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  14 people want Harry Potter to announce that he prefers the name Harold and refuse to answer to anything else. Started: 26 Aug 2011
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  13 people want helium-filled bubble wrap. Started: 27 Aug 2011
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  13 people want An app for smart phones can "hear" what your nail technician is saying, translate it to English and send the translation via text. Started: 28 Apr 2011
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  12 people want instead of Box-Tops-For-Education, Bottle-Tops-For-Education. That's where the real fund raising exists...in alcohol sales. Started: 21 Sep 2011
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  12 people want M&M's to do a retro-classic colors pack. NO BLUE and bring back LIGHT BROWN. Started: 12 Sep 2011
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  12 people want it to be illegal to leave advertisements on the doors of homes. Started: 26 Aug 2011
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  12 people want Target to stay open 24/7. Started: 25 Aug 2011
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  12 people want people in the workplace to get a clue on "Courtesy Flush Awareness". Not sure if a campaign needs to be started or not, but come on. Started: 22 Aug 2011
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  11 people want George Strait to come out with a funky album and call it George Crooked. Started: 18 Sep 2011
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  11 people want the girl that Katy Perry kissed to come out and present herself. Started: 16 Sep 2011
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  11 people want Clark Griswold to be a man and have more of a backbone, except for around his kids, his boss, his neighbors, and his xmas decorations. Started: 15 Sep 2011
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  11 people want doctors offices to stop telling us to hang up and dial 911 in case of emergency. Started: 06 Sep 2011
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  11 people want Susan G. Komen to stop hijacking the color Pink, and companies to stop profiting off pity. Started: 31 Aug 2011
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  11 people want our wives to cook for us more often. Started: 27 Aug 2011
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  11 people want it all and we want it now. Started: 26 Aug 2011
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  11 people want people to realize that being conservative means you have foresight. Started: 26 Aug 2011
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  11 people want some TV programs that are more like the 70-80's programing. more substance, family orientated and variety. Not raunchy or stupid. Started: 01 Apr 2011
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  11 people want a more urban version of askforit.com called axforit.com. Started: 29 Mar 2011
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  10 people want a Warren Buffet version of the game Monopoly. This version doesn't allow houses & hotels on properties until everyone can afford them. Started: 23 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Stephen King to write a book about Global Warming because he's very good with fiction. Started: 22 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Wheel of Fortune to do a Jew, Gentile and Muslim contestant episode so we can settle things once and for all. Started: 22 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Wheel of Fortune to do an Amish night. Started: 22 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Better Homes and Gardens to give us a home makeover. Started: 21 Sep 2011
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  10 people want NORAD to track Santa all year round. Started: 18 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Daughtry to cover the Pearl Jam song "Daughter," but sing it, "Don't call me Daughtry.". Started: 16 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Tim McGraw to wear a real cowboy hat, not that plastic thing. Started: 15 Sep 2011
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  10 people want coach to put me in because I'm ready to play today. Started: 15 Sep 2011
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  10 people want a new translation of the Holy Bible that provides a soundtrack we can play along with our reading or listening. Started: 13 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Macho Man Randy Savage to snap into a Slim-Jim in heaven. Started: 13 Sep 2011
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  10 people want The Onion to host a presidential debate and have Colbert host it. Started: 13 Sep 2011
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  10 people want South Park to do an episode about Dec 23rd, 2012...the end of existence stated by the Mayan calendar. Started: 12 Sep 2011
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  10 people want South Park to do a Curb Your Enthusiasm or Larry David episode. Started: 12 Sep 2011
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  10 people want South Park to do a satire on the Republican candidates. Started: 12 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Tyler Perry to keep making movies because at least his viewers money is going to him instead of drugs and alcohol. Started: 12 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Hanes would invent an under-pant that had a built in anus itcher. Started: 12 Sep 2011
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  10 people want Judge Joe Brown to be on the Supreme Court. Started: 08 Sep 2011
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  10 people want the Tea Party to have an actual tea party. Started: 08 Sep 2011

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